lustfulprincessluna:

burningthefallenangel:

theamazonprince:

this is some fucked up stuff

where the fuck is this from I want to know

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starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

Sandor Clegane learnt that way.

(Source: ogtmoreno)

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bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno - Ruining your childhood one fact at a time!

Click Here to see more!

I’m not sure if I believe all of these… but I do know some of them to be true.

(Source: nowyoukno.com)

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askfancyfrills:

jennally:

quinzycobweb:

fefairi:

himapapaftw:

LISTEN HERE WRITERS OF SMUT

IT DOESNT MATTER WHETHER YOURE WRITING TWO GUYS HAVING SEX OR A GUY AND A GIRL OR TWO CHICKS

IF SOMEONE IS GETTING FRICKED UP THE BUTT

YOU NEED TO USE LUBE

AND ONLY USE LUBE YOU CANT USE ICE CREAM OR SHAMPOO OR W/E YOURE THINKING OK LUBE

GREASE THE GEARS OR THE TRAIN AIN’T GOING IN THAT TUNNEL!!!

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We don’t want this to happen, do we?

We really do have a gif for everything…

Another thing writers of smut should note… women can’t randomly lactate at any time, you know…

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im-sylien:

the-great-skeptic-has-arrived:

delano-laramie:

grimauxilialice:

kho-kho-pebbles:

theworldatourfeet:

So it’s the last week of schools for the seniors here, and that means everyday has a different dress up thingy.
Today was decades day, where everyone chooses a time period and dresses accordingly.
I rocked this look and called it the 2020’s, the times when this sort of thing would be socially acceptable.
So not only did I have a great time with it, I had some social commentary, got away with wearing this stuff in public which is fantastic, and not to mention got to show off my damn fine legs.
Decades day, success.

YOU GO.

FOUR FOR YOU, GLENN COCO.

You look pretty cute in this.

hot damn

yes.

You look so cute!

Very attractive…

(Source: leasline)

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ai-yo:

thegoddamazon:

logic-and-art:

thatpointlessidiot:

krudman:

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”
NOPE. IT’S REAL.
AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.
This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.
You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.
All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.
This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.
Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

Signal boost

It’s like they love shooting themselves in the dick.

This only solidifies my theory on Nintendo and PlayStation hypnotizing them

This is so ridiculous I am actually beginning to wonder if Microsoft is spreading lies about their console as some sort of PR stunt…

ai-yo:

thegoddamazon:

logic-and-art:

thatpointlessidiot:

krudman:

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games.  You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game.  You will not own your console.  Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.”  Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system.  Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver.  Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable.  Buy any console but an XBox One.  Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

Signal boost

It’s like they love shooting themselves in the dick.

This only solidifies my theory on Nintendo and PlayStation hypnotizing them

This is so ridiculous I am actually beginning to wonder if Microsoft is spreading lies about their console as some sort of PR stunt…

(Source: voldey)

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rexuality:

Alright I think it’s time for some fuckin pocahontas

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Friendly reminder that

orderlybunker:

  • Tumblr will remain independent
  • Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
  • The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
  • There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
  • The terms and conditions will remain the same
  • Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
  • ThE lAyOuT iS nOt ChAnGiNg

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Too bad I haven’t read this far yet.

(Source: bluewinterose)

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Endless list of my favourite fictional charactersCharlie Bradbury [Supernatural]
  ↳ “I mean, here, I’m queen, a hero. Out there in the real world, I’m just hacking out code and chugging coffee all day long.”

I just love Felicia Day :3

(Source: robsstarks)

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